It's my BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!6.04.2012
WOOOO WEEE!!!! Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
If you've followed me from the start (or at least a year ago), you know that I have an online faux birthday tradition..A pretend birthday of sorts.... Why? Well.. I'm paranoid about someone stealing my identity and taking my millions from me in a flash! So I stage a pretend birthday online so no one can open a credit card in my name and take a vacay to Fiji. I'd be ticked!
Anyway. Paranoia aside... Please feel free to wish me a happy birthday and or send birthday gifts (my real birthday is semi-ish kind of soon). Haha! I'll do a birthday post a few months after the real deal to show you what I did on the day and whatnot. Anyway. This year's a BIGGY guys!!! I can't say how old I'll be (for the same paranoid reason) but if you ask me via email I'll tell you. After a thorough background check of course!
PS. You really don't have to send me birthday gift! I'm just kidding..and you don't have to wish me a happy birthday either..I'll just think you're a bad person if you don't. No big deal.